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I'm still swimming without water.

I shouldn't be left unattended. I am running amuck! To entertain myself, I decided to pretend that I was C3PO from the movie "Star Wars" next to the R2-D2 mailbox in front of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (Hey Lukas, I am your mother.)

I also posed in front of the big NBC sign. (I wonder If I can return this non-fitting extra large bathing suit from Target that cost 14.99. It does not have enough material for a extra large behind)

I'm going to start my own swimsuit magazine and call it. ZELLULITE (I am a genius!)

My boyfriend drove through a red light by accident last night, but I lived to blog again... I thought my heart was going to stop before his car did.

We have been together 9 months. ( I didn't tell my mother he was white, I told her he was light skined, don't you tell her either...)

We are at the middle of the week! Jay and his wonderful staff will be back soon. Until then please watch tonight's show. Evanescence was entertaining!


Pitch to America. Some lady is marketing tape, that women use to push their breast up. It looked painful and stupid, but it sold. I'm going to go to Office Depot and market some post it stickies to write on your underwear and make millions. (I'm a genius)

Sandra Bullock was in a skin tight dress. She looked stunning. Sandra's hair was okay in the front, but it looked like her stylist went on strike before they finished the back. It looked like a rat's nest back there.

Andy Richter, a traditional, funny chubby comedian. NBC loves him, I think he has been on three failed shows but maybe his new show will be the winner. I'm sure they will pair him up with a hot girl that he could never get in real life. Typical!

Evanescence was the musical group. I heard the lead girl was a real pill back stage, but she was good. Her voice is strong. I like Evanescence, but all of their music sounds similar. She is very pretty in a soft Goth way.

Remember, let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me... true and cheesy, I couldn't think of anything else.

LoVe Ya,