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GloZell, everyone loves Bob…

Today is Bob Barker’s last day of the "Price is Right". But don’t be sad. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno has a Bob… Bob Perlo the "Warm up Comedian"!


I met Mary who use to work for Saturday Night Live! Mary told great stories. She also said the Will Ferrell is not a nice guy. I have to edit her story, but if I write a book, this whole day would be in it.

Mary was waiting all day for a guy from her work(who she is in love with) that is from Israel, to come to the show. He shows up and every one in line looks at her like, honey that man is gay. He wanted me to keep up my fake British accent and he would take both of us, and a falaffel. Okay he is not gay, he is a freak! I think he is a very sexual person and if that’s what she is into. God Bless!



Speaking of Gay…

The most interesting lesbians in the world sat next to me. Emily and her partner Bex. (AKA Heifer). They have been together for 18 months and can’t keep their hands off each other.


Emily took out some cream, put it on her pinky finger and rubbed it on the inside of Bex lip, because Bex had a Canker Sore. Then Emily licked that same finger because she likes the taste of the cream.


Lesbian love must be different from anything I know. I will never ever love someone enough to touch their sores with my bear fingers and lick the ointment off my hands. I will never love that much. I will never love that much. Never.


Emily and Bex were interesting. They are on a 14-week holiday from the UK. They said Hollywood Hostels are the worst in the world. I enjoyed them because they don’t care what anyone thinks about them. I’m glad I met them. They are blogging their travels. www.toseelife.myphotoalbum.com


Guests…

Bernie Mac. Okay

Dear Bernie Mac,
You are so black, I bet your shadow gets lost.
Why did you wear a peach colored outfit today?
You looked like a Plantation Popsicle.
LoVe GloZell

Bernie Mac sat with his legs as far apart as possible to make room for his stomach that touched the chair. He is Oceans 14, 15, and 16 all by himself.

Cat Deeley a Brit., who is more beautiful in person than on the telly. She bought a house next to Jay Leno. I guess it’s his Beverly Hills flat. Maybe I can come over for a spot of tea.

Chris Cornell was the musical guest. He is hot. The music was so loud we couldn’t hear his voice at all. I’m sure it won’t sound that way when the show airs.

Tony the head Of Security. Great job, those girls were totally going to jump on the stage to meet Chris Cornell. You were on it. The securities on bikes and on foot are doing a great job!

I met Sara from Michigan who is in town to thank Dr. Shahinian who removed a golf ball size tumor from her brain 6 months ago. Sara found out she had the tumor months after she found out she was pregnant. Because of the Internet, her husband found the one doctor in the world who wouldn’t remove part of her brain to get the tumor. She is a miracle and the baby is healthy.



Remember; make sure your friends know that you accept them as they are…


Cheerio.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell