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GLOZELL IS A RAT!

I bug flew into my leg!
Don't you hate when that happens?...

Marc Cherry was telling the Strikers things look good for the WGA and that the strike should be over soon (this weekend would be nice) I saw some men out looking at the building... I guess people are looking to move in after NBC Leaves...

Jeremy.. said that he has only been nice to me during the strike in order to get into my clothing...and that I would look great in a push up bra and hot pink thongs that would complement my skin color...! (Strikers can be Freaks...)
( Wait...Push up bra! What are trying to say... Hot Pink huh?) I got red gloves from Striker Elizabeth... she is so nice... ------------------------------------------------
Tonight Show Biz


DEAR JESUS..

I KNOW YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO BUT IF YOU COULD...
PLEASE HELP THE NBC PAGES (NON IDIOTS)TO GET THE FIRST 30 RIGHT..
PLEASE HELP THAT THE FIRST LINE IS IN FRONT OF THE SECOND LINE..
IF IT IS YOUR WILL
AMEN

(a lady told Page Daniel she was going to break his legs if the line 2 go in before her line...Daniel handled it well... this lady and her friend who is a Postal worker ended up on stage with Jay!)
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John Melendez is finishing up his first week as the warm up guy...

Dear John Melendez..
you have done a great job...
today the people behind me was saying how funny you are

I do suggest that we don't cheer 9 times..
how ya'll doing(cheer) I can't hear you(cheer)
let's give it up for Jay Leno (cheer)
then another 7 times.. ( we can't be that cheery)

Great job John ... especially since you are sick...
Love that you announce All the band...
Using Phil's tricks... (Simon Cowell)
Apollo style judging...nice touch...

-------------- Just so you know John Melendez... No one called "Wolfman " Wolfman to his face...he didn't know that was his name... Matt Daniels (Who goes by Max) cut his hair and wore a buttoned shirt as a tribute to look like you...( People don't call me Black B**Ch to my face...duh) (Matt's not mad or anything..) That security guy...I think he is security... who is tall and like Italian looking... who was wearing a suit... SCRUMPTIOUS!... I am not responsible for my actions towards him...just letting you know... (Jungle Fever Season last for another 10 months so tell him to beware) Thanks...
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GUEST:

The Minister,Rabbi and Priest was funny... the urban "What's up dawg?" greeting then pointing to Kevin by the minister... classic...

Arseino Hall was funny... This was the first time the Tonight Show with Jay Leno reminded me of Tonight Show with Johnny Carson... Johnny's show... I always felt like the audience was sitting in on a private party... just the Rat Pack having a conversation, and a good time with a friend who sits behind a desk... Arseino Hall and Jay had great chemistry... not having to promote anything...
Jay was loose and talking about family old comedy time... very good... This time Arsenio didn't ruin it with his going to BLACK during the break.. Arsenio Hall's audience is not Jay's audience and that Black rambling during the break doesn't work... (Jay's audience doesn't even know who Arsenio is?)

Arsenio Hall has flickted thumbs... Gay things that Arsenio Hall said on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno...

1. I had to kiss a guys Az for months to meet Jay...
2.(On having kids) I use to be able to sit on the toilet reading OPRAH magazine with no interruptions
3. I have no idea how to Superman a Woman...(We know Arsenio...we know)...

Paula Deen... the raw food she cooked on the show was in the hallway as the audience passed by before the show.. Paula " Feed Jay and Kiss him and flirt with him Deen"... I almost called Mavis on you LENO!
(it was left out by the girl with the Sea Horses on her clothes... my dad wouldn't let me wear anything with sea horses because the male sea Horse carried the babies and my dad said that Sea Horses are gay...) James Blunt... he has a unique soft sound... he always looks like he is trying not to look like he has to fart while looking for something...( you know slightly uncomfortable) The strike is over... just sign all the papers! I get my NBC sidewalk back to myself...Choza Ma Ma has the best food and the best employee Brathzo...( I love his Tonight Show hat) --------------------------------------------------------


Happy Chinese New Year!... It's the Year of the Rat! ( you are a rat if you were born in the years...1912, 24, 36,48, 60, "72",84, or 08)---------------------------------------
GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY... AND POLOTICS (TWO FOR ONE)

Mitt Romney is out of the race!

When Mitt Romney was on the Tonight Show campaigning to be President... he said that " My father marched with Martin Luther King" a chill ran through me because it hit me like a big fat lie... IT WAS A LIE! NOT ONE PICTURE OF GEORGE ROMMEY AND MLK ANYWHERE..RESTURANT, HOME, CAR,MARCHING...

NO VIDEO OF GEORGE ROMMNEY TALKING ABOUT MARCHING WITH KING... NO VIDEO OF KING TALKING ABOUT MARCHING WITH GEORGE ROMMNEY....NOTHING ?

George Romney was a great man! A great man for Civil Rights and he did a lot...he did march...just not with Martin Luther King... supporting KING AND CIVIL RIGHTS but not with him...
Had George Romney ever marched with Martin Luther King Jr., it almost certainly would have been documented. From the mid-’50s through 1962, Romney was one of the country’s most prominent business leaders — for him to travel South for a civil-rights march would have been remarkable. From January 1963 on, as governor of Michigan and a presumed Presidential candidate, Romney was one of the most visible political figures in the country.

UPDATE: ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SAYS “TOGETHER” MAY MEAN DIFFERENT CITIES, DIFFERENT DAYS

A spokesperson for Mitt Romney now tells the Phoenix that George W. Romney and Martin Luther King Jr. marched together in June, 1963 -- although possibly not on the same day or in the same city.

GOOD RIDDINS MITT... YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EMBARRASED... YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THE TRUTH...YOUR FATHER GAVE A LOT OF CIVIL RIGHTS SUPPORT... GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFEGLOZELL AND JAY LENO MARCHED FOR RIGHTS WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING ALSO...( Just not at the same time...year...century...) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------GLOZELL'S EXTRA GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...
ARSENIO HALL AND SCATMAN CROTHERS (From Chico and the Man).... SAME PERSON... .........................................................Bop zi bop zi woff .............................................................







It was me...ha ha ha...I farted! It was ... Beautiful