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I met some great Black People from Philadelphia who didn't come to the show... That happen yesterday also... Nice meeting you Bells...
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I spent most of my time talking to Gemma and her (beautiful husband) Niels Methlagl... they were so happy and lovey dovey...
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Jay... The joke... oh wait I have to say this before I forget

JOHN MELENDEZ ROCKED THE WARM UP TODAY!

It is so easy for me to give suggestions from the audience...so... I do... ha ha... but you rocked it... If there is ever a big proud black woman who wants to dance on stage... For the love of Pete... let her... all of her...

Jay I guess you are going to keep the dirty old man who wrote.. the Michael Vic sex joke... Well fine buddy!

Where was I....(checking above... yada yada... oh yeah)
Jay the joke... Mc Cain hasn't been this upset since they canceled Matlock... MATLOCK JAY?
Did you really say Matlock.. who alive watched Matlock? "

Ask who here has ever watched Matlock and see how many hands go up... from people who DON"T sit in the "Were getting ready to cross over section by the band" I didn't watch Matlock and I love old white men...(I would have been a great slave)

Do the joke again and change Matlock to Golden Girls... (feel free to let Betty White make an appearance) Don't you EVER say Matlock again! (even "Murder she Wrote "is better than Matlock)

The Fidel Castro part... was funny to me... I loved the Beard joke.. and the part when Jay said something about being force out like at NBC... (ha ha)

Jay Jay Jay... business is business... Jeff Zucker (President of NBC) would trade his mother for a younger version... if he thought it make more money and ratings... (Sorry... bitter party of one)

I know... Sorry Jeff Zucker for saying that you are making a dumb decision by not keeping Jay Leno...

Jeffrey Z you will find out that their aren't enough drunk Irish college student to support Conan O' Brien...

Conan can Pahk his Cah in the Hahvahd Yahd and rot there... ( I'm sorry big head Conan.. I am starting my Jay Leno withdraws)
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DEAR UGLY SWEATER FAIRY...
PLEASE STOP ATTACKING KEVIN EUBANKS..
HE HAS BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH...
THANKS
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On sold or not sold one item was a license plate that said 666 GWB... the starting bid was 9.99
which is 666 up side down... ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...
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I just love how Gidgit can make anything look good... like her HUGE tan scarf...
Can I have one of the curtains off the stage to wear around my neck also?...( I pray she is laughing)

Colin Farrell... with his unkempt beard... he looked like a ghetto George Michael... but a little gayer...

The last time Colin Farrel was at the show... child... this African American sister jump on Colin during the show...

Very smart Tonight Show with my Boo!

Book Colin Farrell on a day it rains... Rain!... Black women don't play that... Colin isn't worth getting a weave done over... ( and the sisters say AMEN)

Colin... talked about eating a swan's foot...(The whole week... crazy animals stories... the whole week!)

Vicki R. (Tonight Show singer Extraordinaire) had on some sexy black heels.. ( I don't even know what to do with that information but... they were sexy)

Joe M. The tonight show with Jay Leno head writer/loud voice man... waved...hmmm... Do you think that your... mousy tousled gelled hair and your... white scruffy beard and that all white me have this blazer is going to get to me...

DO YOU!... I didn't even notice... so Ha!
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Jay was giving it to Bill O Reilly... good interview... I'm sure that when Bill said " People prefer you over David Letterman will be edited out... ( It's true)

DEAR UGLY TIE FAIRY
PLEASE CONTIUE TO
ATTACT BILL O'REILY
THANKS!
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Herbie Hancock... won... a.. Grammy of the... Year?... This year?...

He was good in a " A Jewish Lady is singing about Christmas in a Jazzy sort a way"...

She had a nice voice... I love the Fazioli Grand Piano.. ( I would love to play that)
Ummm... She was singing... " It's coming on Christmas... No baby... It's coming on March!
(Those Jews)

Jeff B. (The Wardrobe Wizard) Q: Why oh why was Herbie Hancock's pants five inches to longer than his legs?...

They WRAPED under his heels. I really think I'm going to need you to answer that...

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO POLOTICS...
Hilary Clinton motorcade this morning 9 am was involved in a accident...
One Female officer... killed...

Way to go Hillary.. Sympathy Vote... a woman cop... nice touch... I remember the good old days when you would just cry... and beat Obama...

all cried out are ya...
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(EARLYER TODAY BEFORE JOHN ROCKED IT...)
John Melendez... My suggestion... umm... the dead audience yesterday... loved that song Sweet Caroline...

When you come out... milk a song that everyone knows ... like.. That old time Rock n Roll song... let every one get pumped up! Clapping... milk that...then pass out stuff... That will help keep the energy up and kill time... love ya but... no one cares that you were on Howard Stern show... it was so long ago and....

Talk about that and your movie during the time Billy the Toothpick and Aaron are picking people to come up on stage...
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO FAVOR..
Dear Tonight Show with my Boo..
I have never asked for a autograph (except everyday for Jay)
I would pray that the only person that I ever wanted to see
on the Tonight Show with My Boo would be booked on the show
before Jay Leaves( aka NBC's Armageddon... )

Miley Sirus and Billy Ray will be on next Wednesday..
If some how I could get a picture of Dolly Parton (who is on the Hanna Montana Show from time to time) That would be the best ever!!!!!!!!!..
I wear wigs and bought my breast because of her!( I sing Island in the stream every time I take a bath... Dolly would be so honored)

I love Dolly Parton! That's the one thing I ask...(besides the thousands of things I ask...I'm a woman...so that's what we do)

If I can ask for two...(see I can't help it) it's a ticket to Jay's last show...
but..I'm prepared to camp out for Boo's whole last month...(Darn you NBC.. keep Jay!)
I would just love anything Dolly Parton...
Thanks!
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP

Sexy cougar Demi Moore went to the Doctor...
Doctor--- You might have cramping and feel nauseous..
Demi--- Am I finally Pregnant?
Doctor--- No... but you might have caught Hepatitis A from Ashtons' party..
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Congratulations Jennifer Lopez... She had her babies... I pray that they look only like you... if they look like your husband... Los Ratons.. is a appropriate name...

Boyfriend and I are going to see The Hearts... a guess it's some Valentine themed concert ... so take care...