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Yesterday at Disneyland: The Greatest Place on Earth...( well the second..1st. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno my Boo)

High School Musical 2 Parade!..................


Pooh Bear!


I was under the C.. ha ha It's the year of the Rat... ( Well the mouse... Happy Chinese New Year Rodents !1972) Indiana Jones Ride... Sounds Nice... It was scary and I didn't like it at all! I was mad... Much better... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today:
What a great morning.!.. It's cold but... When I got my tickets early this morning.. Two people I met last year... remembered me.. ( I was half sleep looking like who shot J.R.) but I was appreciative..

Can't wait to see Will Ferrel...
he will probably be a little tipsy... makes for a great show... Go see Will Ferrell's new show... Semi Pro ( I'm not)

Great Job John Melendez doing the warm-up... this was your first time doing it with a cold audience... It wasn't you... First day of gloomy weather... Garth's people will be better tomorrow.

That guy who told a 50 minute joke was funny... (John Melendez Laughed so hard... he fell on the floor)

Tonight Show doesn't serve sugar free Red Bull in the Green Room any more?.. ( Billy the Toothpick would always give one to Andy aka"The Hair" the on stage security guard.. and Andy would hide it under the stairs and return to the stage..everyday for over a year... (Oh the good old day's)

Hmmm They can't get into trouble for that now I hope...

DON"T WANT THEM TO GET INTO TROUBLE!... FEEL FREE TO TEASE THEM...( Get a sugar free Red Bull and put Andy's name on it... Andy has to be going through withdrawals )

I saw that crazy fun Master Technician guy today... He left and worked for Day's of Our Lives...( He would drove a maroon van... change his clothes in the parking lot (a pretty good show)... then ride a bike to the Tonight Show with Boo studio.. Great!) ----------------
Jay... hmmm... Something/Someone is not working for me in parts of your monologue since the strike ended... I am going to note Jokes that just bomb and you figure out where the jokes are coming from...

It's seem like a dirty old man is writing on the team... (A writer that would do very well on Howard Stern.. or for someone more Blue)

I don't think this writer is a girl, a gay man, Jay or Young Kevin... That is my Ghetto Process of Elimination...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Speaking of Great Athletes... Iron Jay made an appearance! Yea!

Will Ferrell is in Sports Illustrated with Heidi Klum... ( I saw her at Disneyland Yesterday!)Will Ferrell is the funniest... Will had on Shaq's clothes, drank NyQuil ( Melinda's drink of choice)... I just love him... The clip of his award winning movie Semi-Pro... was funny... the third black guy on Will's right(in his Basket Ball picture) was this comedian I ran into Friday at NBC..

Hayden Christensen... Is cute but weird... He seems to like to get massages by swine..
Hayden Christensen had this ingrown hair that he kept scratching on his lower right chin. I am a massager Therapist... I Taught Massage Therapy at Maric and Bryman College in Ca. and never heard of a Pig Massage... Hayden you might want to blog for a year... there is something you got to solve honey... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE HIVE... musical group... They were fun and just enjoying themselves... and don't take themselves seriously... it was like Will Ferrell put a band together... I like that they were dressed alike... LoVe them. After the show... we received pens from John Melendez new movie he wrote" One Two Many"... April 15...

Vickie R. (Tonight Show singer) Why don't you have a pen or something about your Sleep City C D? ( I would gladly pass them out) ------------------------------------------
Fidel Castro... stepped down today... Uno down... Uno more to go...
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...


Kanye West said that President George W. Bush... Didn't like Brown people...
President Bush is in Africa right now...
Hey Kanye! ....President Bush... loves Brown Bush Man!...And Brown Rice ... So Ha! Kayne doesn't know what he's talking about....