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Hmm Jay your... joke... " Scientist have come up with a transparent fish... now when you go to Red Lobster... the waiters is like " your food IS on your plate...

... the punch line lies in saying ... I Can't SEE the SEAfood!..." I have a problem with going to a SEAfood Restaurant and I can't see my Seafood"( then I can't pay my Pay check)... (Play with that angel... food transparent... tip transparent )

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For my BOOBIE (John Melendez) Guess what you forgot to say?.... DON'T TALK DURING JAY'S MONOLOGE... I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY IT BEFORE YOU GET STARTED OR THE FIRST THING RIGHT AFTER YOU THROW A FEW THING OUT...

THEN SAY IT AGAIN DURING THE SONG ...(It's very important and can't be said enough)

The Pages should also say it before we enter the studio, some people are walking in during the warm up and it is only said once... recap: The lady that said Obama during Jay's monologue and Jay had to address her because she was on the front row next to Kevin Eubanks...

The comedian R.P. had two people yell out something about Canadians on different ... then the comedian said " it's okay we are not there now"... that's not cool....(after thought...that's what threw the comedian off in the beginning... Russel Peters needs another shot)

PEOPLE SILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FRONT ROWS ARE BUT THAT'S BEEN FINE... IT'S THE NO YELLING OUT PART... IT HAPPEND THREE TIMES DURING THE SHOW...

------------------The first person I helped today.. Knew me from The Laugh Factory...Chocolate Sundays... I see him in all kinds of commercials and movies... He is in the Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro...



Brian from Disneyland.. (He said He will sign me in because I have never been) Brian wouldn't tell me what Character he is... to protect the magic of Disney... Sweet!My sisters Caleb, Stephen and his girlfriend Mike (Who goes by Jennifer Lopez) Caleb wants me to tell Ross that... He will lick almost anything off of "Ross the Intern"... Denise who ones a Irish Pub in Minnesota and her sister Debbie..! They had a great time! On the show today...

Kristen Chenoweth... She is pretty , talented, successful, skinny, tiny voice, perky, fun., and sexy and she can put her fist in her mouth... AHHHHHHHHHHH!Russell Peters did stand up comedy... he had some funny moments but his personality didn't support his kind of humor... I wouldn't go see him if some one gave me free tickets...He has identity issues... I looked him up on one sight Russell was Asian Canadian... Whatever..
( I realized that he was thrown off by the outburst in the beginning I will give him another shot)
Tonight Show... it's nice that you tell people to stand up for the new comedians and laugh because it's his first time... but... people never stand up...
If you really want them to stand ( I don't know if you really do) you have to appoint one or two people per row to be the leaders... they will feel important and don't want to let Jay down... others will que off of them... if not Don't waist your time...( a ring leader.. a plant)
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Lifehouse was good... the lead singer is hot... he is loosing his hair and does the white guy thing... blond the tips and wear the messy look... (YOU ARE GOING TO BE BALD... LET IT GO DUDE)

Aimee from Atlanta!... one of the most giving people I have ever met... Thanks Aimee I wish you the best!This is for MELINDA....------------------------------------------------------------------
Black NBC Pages.. Please steal-a-way and have a meeting by a tree and get yourselves together.. no more hula hoop magic rings disco earrings and... all I have to say is... The Afro at 8am is not the same Afro a 3 pm... (Tell the truth... tell the truth!)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTOY MONTH...

Two LAPD swat team Policemen were shot at last week and one died...

Randal Simmons and James Veenstra....

Today is Randal Simmons funeral.... The First LAPD Swat Team member to die in duty... the first black LAPD Swat Team member to die in duty...

I wonder if anyone wish it was Hispanic History Month...
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NAACP... NATIONAL ASSOCIATION for the ADVANCMENT of COLORD PEOPLE...
COLORD PEOPLE? I thought we were... African Americans...

I guess they can't call it... NAAAAP... ( It would be funny though) Don Imus---- That would be funny... GloZell you can work for me... I need a good OreoLook at all those NAAAAPS... ha ha ha ....Dog The Bounty Hunter----- GloZell Is Mine!

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Jane Fonda said Cunt... So what... Who cares?.. Cunty Cunt Cunt Cunt... my life is still the same... NEXT

NAACP Image Award ...
Denzel won for.. The Great Debaters... fine...

(Befor you read this... just know I'm just jelouse)

Janet Jackson won for... a Tyler Perry movie.''Why did I get married?".. Janet Jackson for her acting!... IMAGE AWARD?....Fine !

Tyler Perry wins for "House of Payne"... I guess becuase there are no other black families on TV... (Tyler is so funny when he is in drag...)Yep my uncle dresses like a man all the time...Great ImageThe Cosby Show it is not...Oh yes... Vanessa Willams (Penthouse pin up and actress) won a NAACP IMAGE AWARD!


now that's talent..
Gary Colman got married...she is way taller than his last girlfriends... that's okay he just has to use different Strokes...(Gary was a virgin until he got married)They served shrimp! ha ha