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Hey Boo! ( I have a little attitude this morning so I'm not sugar coating anything)

Yesterday during the Headlines you talked about a children's play done by Mimes that had a interpreter for the Deaf...


That was funny but... then you mimicked the interpreter by using a microphone and interpreting what the mimes were doing...

An interpreter for the deaf wouldn't use a MICROPHONE... deaf people can't hear... duh Jay The bit was: that The Interpreter for the Deaf is doing the SAME thing as the Mimes!...


Mimes... Interpreter...I'm doing stand up this Saturday night I think I might use that bit... that's funny... "The Mime Interpreter"... Thanks... glad you missed it...


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In line today:


Bippy the clown came back to take a picture, and she gave me a hug... Thanks Bippy the Black Female Clown/Motivational Speaker... how nice...



Flat StanI spoke to the new homeless guy of the week... his name is Michael...very smart thick grey hair... tan skin, blue eyes...


I was feeling sorry for him but then I remembered what my momma always say... A dirty white man can take a bath and get a job before a clean black person...( looks like Archie Bunker)I don't think Michael knows that... I will tell him tomorrow... with a little soap Michael can be the President of NBC... they will need a new one next year... ( Stay clean Jeff Zucker)Rick and his daughters from Texas... They were the quietest people from Texas I have ever met...Joe didn't come to the show today ( I didn't get him a ticket or save him a spot..) he brought me a peace offering... An article about my Boo! Okay All is forgiven... I will have a ticket and a spot for you... Steve and his family on there way to Tijuana to get their teeth done! Thanks for lunch! Your family is great Steve..A group of happy loud college students ("friends" of Joshua's from yesterday Josh asked me tolook out after them... I did) in town for the National Broadcasting Conference ( Hey that's NBC) they set the good fun energy for the whole show!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tonight Show Biz:

John Melendez did a great job doing the warm up... John lifted up his shirt and the audience saw the his tiny little Hispanic plumbers crack... (That's the strongest kind of crack) John your Crack is Whack... keep your shirt down... I repeat Keep your shirt down...


Something was wrong with John M's clothes... the Almighty Gidgit( (EP) tried to help him out...


Gidgit found a bigger curtain to put around her neck... because she is so petite her scarf is bigger than she is... Funny..


I saw you today Hot Scott ( The one who lost 40 pounds...) Hey give your Wonder Diet Gum to Paul... Paul is cute but he is getting too big... when you have to rest from holding up cue cards... wow...Okay was Jay's monologue done by the Thursday's writers or what?... over all "F"... Who wrote the Viagra in the water and now fish sandwich at McDonald's has an erection?... WHO! BEAT HIM !

Jay said something about... the stupid Governor guy who got caught in the sex scandal ordering a sex something called a Chinese Basket... Kevin's was like " Jay what's a Chinese Basket?"

Well Kevin if you ate Chinese you would know ... ( Where are ya Smitty?)Today Jay showed a clip of a 17 month old baby READING... yesterday... 2 1/2 year old baby... Barking! ( oooh I wouldn't show a video of my child barking who can't talk yet... on national television )

I wish Jay Leno would teach my child how to bark ... I would beat the Zuck out of Jay


( the parts of the monologue that was funny was very funny but it started bad and the last joke... hot mess... even Kevin Eubanks said stop at one point )Steve Schirripa " The Judgmental Bastard"... he looks at people and guess what they do... heck I can do that... Um... Steve Schirripa... is... Italian... Fat... and because of his gut... hasn't seen his nads since 50 pounds ago... Was I right? Huh? YES!

America Ferrera:Pretty boring... she travels with Chelsea Clinton to help with Hillary's campaign... I know why they get along so well


Ugly Betty...Ugly Chelsea..America's jeans was so tight... I bet it's the same jeans from Americas first movie " The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"( I hope she travels with some cranberry juice)

Bob Saget... Don't you want to say Bob Faggot?... like you just can't help thinking that... I know he was teased growing up... ( He doesn't dress cool enough to be called one)

The Blind Boys of Alabama... It's a good thing they are blind... because they would see that white guy ( who kind of looked like Kevin the young writer) playing the organ...


I like them... The big black blind one( say that 5 times fast) looks like... okay did you ever go to Showbiz Pizza before it was bought by Chuck E Cheese... they had a animated Black Gorilla... That Gorilla is what that he looked and moved like... I was getting a hankering for pizza...The Blind Boy's of Alabama are really blind... I was waiting for Jay to interpret what they were saying with cue cards... ( Smitty where you at?)


Vicky R.( Tonight Show Singer) looked great today... cuz honey child yesterday I was like... um... when is she gonna get dressed?... ah can we do something to the hair sister?....Does she know the show has started?... I guess her stylist was still on Hiatus...

Why... oh why... do I have a picture of Dale Earnhardt... signed by Tonight Show with Jay Leno's Go Cart Greg...? I need answers! (Greg Earnhardt?)... You see why I can't leave... funny.. I love Go Cart Greg... How can you not?( He does kind of look like him...)

The Tonight Show is more than THE NUMBER ONE LATE NIGHT SHOW HOST.... IT'S THE NUMBER ONE LATE NIGHT SHOW CREW AND STAFF MUTHA ZUCKER !

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