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Today I met Sexy Pete...

I hung out with the guys who are working on a fire system... Thanks cute dirty guys of Burbank... Thanks... I had a great time...









You go Glo... Thanks Springfield Ladies.. and Byron for being such a good sport... Thanks so much sorry I was hard on you Byron... Thanks again...








This is the opinion of a very diverse group... race and age... Thanks everyone...






Steve Cohen... had this picture of him and Jay... Steve was getting on every one's nerves about how to get the picture signed by Jay... ended up... getting another picture of Jay holding the first picture and forgot to ask Jay to sign it... he will try again soon... I ran into Fankie Anne at Acapulco... I use to play live music at her dance classes...(piano) ---------------------------------------------------------------------
( this morning before the show)
Yesterday was a good show... tell me... did you get the urge to throw dirt on Peter O Toole.?.
I mean the guy is so old... might as well get a jump on things...

People really love you Jay Jay...

Be strong Boo... Thursday is going to suck... Interviewing Conan O' Rotten...
I know you have to say " Conan is great and I approve him taking over the Tonight Show" do you take a drink before that lie?...

I am hoping and praying that NBC sees the light... and that's you Boo...

Once again great show... very diverse... very funny... Great Show yesterday... y'all better not screw it up today... wait till Thursday...

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Today...(after the show)

Tonight Show... You screwed it all the way up!

First of all John Melendez those two children I saw are not your kids... not because they are very very cute... but... Blond?... Your wife is smoking hot...what guys would call a MILK... I mean MILF (John must make a poo load of money)The monologue was cool... whatever...

Abrigail Breslin.... cute...yada yada... her mom was sitting next to me off to the side...
Abrigail I got two words for you... Nutra System... Catch it before it starts child... Seth Myers... Head writer of Saturday Night Live... (This hurts to say... I am a fan of SNL) But Seth you stunk... I was more entertained when Joe M (Penis Writer of the Tonight Show... I mean Head Writer) yelled at me during the WGA Strike...

Seth was so boring I was looking for the remote control ... then I realized I'M STUCK... this is Live...

Hold on I got a call... (yes... ok... I will tell him... thanks... bye..)

Joe M.... "Out of the Closet" called and they want that ugly gay behind pink striped shirt back... it was suppose to go to the Blind Circus....Thanks...

( Joe M. can you tell your wife to send me some brownies... that's the only thing I miss about the strike... oh yeah and a funny Tonight Show... Thanks)

Musical guest Steve Earl... I was like... what... the ... Zuck.... is... this?... It was different... um... a D.J. and a guy with the worlds worst comb over... Bring back the black people... even the secret black people ... the show was better! Where was the pimp cup?... something?...

The song was fine.. yeah that's about all...
Don't repeat this show... ( I had more fun outside before the show... you can join me Boo)
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Dear Page Danny...
The ultra fine one with dimples..
You said hello and touched me on the shoulder...
that is dangerous fine little white boy...
you keep messing with me...
and I will nail you like a hammer...
you won't remember you name...
Once you had Glo...
wont want no mo...
Fo sho...

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO PHOTO...
When Maxi Pads attack!