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It only takes a spark to get a fire Gloing...

Good Morning Boo!

I know you had a great time in Washington was it?... You are such a Grey Hair Tiger...Grrr baby grrr.


Okay... Ima gonna needa you to... pray...
Nothing big... Just... Thank you Lord for my new contract...

I am going over Jay-Z's bald head, and WE are going to get your contract renewed... Yes!
You don't think I'm giving up on you... do you? Ha... I don't feel no ways tired...

Everyday... Jay= Thank you Lord for my new contract for Tonight Show with Jay Leno ...(it doesn't have to be out loud)

I know .... it's been a while... God's cool with that...
He still remembers you...( you are one of his favorites) so hit it...(That was fast... Praise Him Boo!)
Thanks in advance....
You do your part... and I will do mine...( Wonder Green Power... activate...form of... an new contract)

Jeff Zucker is not the King...

Jay Leno has the Victory!... and new 5 year 50 Million Dollar Annual Contract for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno....... Gooooooooo Boo!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tonight Show Biz...

John Melendez had a great warm up... a black girl sang and rocked it...
The wild Golf guys caught a Tonight Show with Boo Football... and gave it to me..
All during the show... wolf-man informed me about how he played foot ball in High School...Ahhh

Gidget(E.P of the show) has defied me!... She was totally hot... it's not enough that she is all powerful at the Tonight Show... no... not enough... it's not enough that she is a skinny white chick... no.... not enough... she.. Gidgit... she and her perky hooters ( Gidget probably bounce quarters off herself for fun) and open toe sandals on... I can't compete with that!...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it was better when she was a poor cue card writer!

HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE... YOU DID A GREAT JOB ON MS. K (PAGE) BUT SHE HAS GREAT HAIR ALL THE TIME... I LIKE THE BIG LOOSE CURLS... FEEL FREE TO GRAB AND TACKLE IF YOU HAVE TO... OTHER PAGES... THANKS...

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Guest:


Jodie Foster.. she looked great... nice legs... sweet heels... Jay asked her about her phobia about snakes...

Dear Jay Leno...
Lesbos don't like snakes ...of any kind
Thanks...

Cedric the Entertainer was fat and jolly... Cedric had on a lavender sweater....he looked like a new flavor of Kool-aid.. Cedric is making a serious acting debut and they showed a clip... NOT... there is nothing serious about a fat black guy dressed in red... OH YEAH!

I love Cedric and he waved at me during the musical guest....

Cedric mother's brother is my neighbor... he is the town drunk... he stays 24 hour drunk... so funny... I can't wait to tape his behind...

I have met Cedric a few times... I think I have a picture somewhere...

Lilli Hayden... was this micro lady who can play a mean fiddle... she had this broke down looking "Seal "(The singer not a sea animal)... she was good.. Jay was drooling over her... he embarrass me sometimes...

I met some interesting people in line... Videos up later..

In Line I Met..

These kind people who gave me a hot dog and lemonade... Yea!

Greg C. Twiford the World Famous Animal Coordinator.... ( animals do need to coordinate)

This was my dancing crew

"These are the Majestic Golf Guys of Trilogy Golf Course.... They are going to watch the women play golf tomorrow... say hi to Roberta from the Tonight Show with Jay Boo(All day they kept saying they love chocolate... they were so funny)These are the first people in line...(after you know who... Mr. Natalie Natalie)




People lie all the time to get a better spot in line all the time... I don't treat anyone special...(The guy was lying)


The Tonight Show Hillbilly...YeeHaw!








Cedric the Entertainer... GloZell the Great... and some non funny guy... and a thumb in the way..