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GloZell and the Cute Chicken Chocker

Jay Leno... do you believe me now? Make your demands for NBC... I think they are ready to listen... if not... can't say I didn't tell them...

How much more do they want to loose? You have a lot of " energies who are looking out for you and want you happy" parents maybe?... Dottie? Johnnie? I don't know I have been trying to figure this out for a long time... oh well ... they are calling in favors for you Jamie... they are not playing with NBC anymore...

I am glad I am in good...
See you later Boo...
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GloZell and her Brits...










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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP...

Ed McMahon is broke and bout to loose his house... he needs one of the big Checks he use to give out...

O J Simpson is jealous of Barack Obama...

cuz when OJ beats a white woman... he gets jail time...

Barack beat a white woman... possible future president... ( and he only beat one... Hillary)

what have we learned OJ ?...

its not that you beat a white woman... it's the white woman you beat... remember that my brothas... quality over quantity...

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On fathers day... this parent insisted that I hold their baby while they went to the bathroom...

I don't hold babies... cuz people start.. " oh don't you want one... or maybe one day Glo" so I don't...

Can you tell this baby was like " Ah... black skin... yellow hair... what is going on... Who is this chick holding me? So funny...

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In the line...

Why this man wears his pants like this? Ah... I met Don... who carries a chicken so that he can ask people to choke his chicken... ( So funny and So cute)... He got a picture with Jay...

This cute lady from Jay's home town was taking pictures of everything she was so excited... she took one of me.. and the pages... She was so happy to get a picture with Jay... Yea!

Tonight Show Biz....

MICHAEL THE STAGE MANAGER CUT HIS GOLDILOCKS HAIR AND HE IS LEG UP IN THE AIR FINE! WOW!.... I hope his wife tap the (beep) out of him... yea!


The monologue was good! Headlines was funny!

Ann Hathaway... I am not sure if I like her dress.. the top was slightly off centered... the color in person was a darker salmon than her skin... Get Smart looks like a great movie... and Ann is beautiful...

Gabriel Inglesis... I heard his material at the Improv already but he was still funny.. it took a couple of jokes to get the Tonight Show audience into it.. ( Sober white folks) but he won them over and was very funny....

Before the show .. I help everyone get a ticket if they are their early... and this couple thanked me four times ... they were so happy and they were hot ... ended up on the front row...

strange enough I ended up being able to shake Jay's hand... that only happened my very first day... so I thought it was cool but no big deal... I go to the front and no one would let me in... I was squished feeling stupid... I was fighting with the guy next to me.. "Move Over Some"... well he isn't out here yet... "You better move over".. then Jay came out

when Jay shook my hand... looked me in the eye and said hello... I felt my knee give and I thought I was going to faint... ( that man got da mojo!)

Amos Lee... hmmm he had some old cats in his band.. look like broke back grandpa Smitty on da drums... and D. C. Snider on the Bongos... but Amos Lee was cool... and we all got his new album... YEA!

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I went to ghetto Az Magic Johnson's Starbucks last week... and I got a Tall tea...

Worker --- 5. 50 Do you want a recite?

GloZell--- no thanks

(making my tea... talks to someone else and they go back and forth...

Worker --- Ah wat did youz want again?

GloZell--- A Chi Tea...

Worker --- What size did you want

GloZell -- I ordered a tall.. ah what did I pay for...

Worker --- it must have been a tall

(It must have been.. they over charged me but I don't have a recite! I cant' stand this place)----

Today...

GloZell --- I would like a tall tea... and these nuts...

Worker--- ahhh hold on... ( yells in the back) Hey ... How much dez Nuts!

Other worker--- ( Yelling) We don't sell them..

Worker... ah he said we don't sell them

GloZell --- ( why.. why do I come in here...)

GloZell--- You don't sell these nuts that you have on the counter? ( and I take all the nut bags and put them on the counter ... about 7 of them)

Worker--- the guy said we don't...

GloZell -- Well give one to me... I'm Vegan and this is the only thing I can eat

Worker--- Okay

Stupid stupid people !..but... I got my money back from last week... ( my church gave me a gift card for Starbucks that's the only reason I am in here)

While I am waiting for my tea... a man with a fat cute huge Bull Dog... walks in the Starbucks andinto the kitchen...

Woman --- Hey.. dat man took da Dawg inta da back...

Worker--- dats the manager... he's off right now...


Woman --- Oh Chile Dats Ghetto...


Worker--- Look where you at...


Now it's funny... I am going to be sad when my card runs out... talk about a free show... wow

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I started drinking this super juice drink MonaVie... it taste good... hmmm It was a gift... suppose to be healthy... hmmm