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Phone call from sister...

De--- Your mother is stupid... ( She calls mom your mother or Gloria)

G--- (breathe... ) Okay... what's up..


D--- She turns on the car alarm at, 3 4,5,... I can hear it... It's Africa hot in Florida so I have to keep my window open or I'm going to die from the heat and the stank from that F'n shag rug from da F'n 70's!

D-- I am going to have to get a better job and move out... ( oh really at 32 you want to move out)

G -- Okay... I will call her... (ahhhh) Talk to afterwhat else are you up to today?

D-- Are you going to call her?

G- yes... umm I blogged Alec Baldwin... I have been getting all kinds of hits on You Tube...

.... .... I will call her now okay...

D ... (Click)

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G--- Mom... how are you feeling...

Mommy .... I am so happy that you are such a good daughter ( yeah... I haven't come to Florida.. during a time that you were going through Cancer treatment... yep... I am a great daughter)

Mommy--- Do you think your sister would take out the garbage?... Do you think that she even say hello mom... how are you doing... can I get you a glass of water...

She doesn't pay one bill , I have never asked her for money... well how is Jay Leno?

G--- He is great... he is always great... how are you...

Mommy--- I did some of your poems at church and that went well...

G--- Did De go?

Mommy--- No ... you know your sister

G--- Mom does your car alarm go off sometimes late at night or early in the morning?

Mommy--- When I think someone could be outside... I mash the alarm... I never know when D is home.. so that's what I do... One day when you rich and famous you can get a better alarm system..

G--- yeah mommy... ( don't tear up GloZell.. I just don't know about this mom sister situation it get to me) I will do just that..

G--- Why don't you just make De pay rent , like 300 dollars or something?

Mommy--- she won't even get me a clean glass of water... you think she is going to pay rent?

G--- look stop asking her do to stuff that you can do for yourself like getting a glass of water... Mom She hates you... she hates me... I don't know why you just don't get that... She hates us... she wants us to die! She hates us! If we died she would fall out at our funeral and put on a great show... do 4 songs and be happy!

Mommy--- Yeah I know she hates me... I know... but that's my daughter and that's your sister...Jesus wouldn't want us to hate her or punish her... he had brothers...

GloZell--- Jesus not only left the house.. He left the EARTH at 30...

Mommy--- GloZell...

GloZell--- I just don't think that God/ Jesus want us to be stupid... but... whatever I am going to the Tonight show and I am so happy the funniest guy Russell Brand is on... Got to go... Love you and I will talk to De okay... Don't worry... you have to take care of yourself...

Mommy--- you are such a good daughter


(I do think I am way too high on the pedestal in my mothers life... but.. never mind I got to get ready...) ---

G--- Hey De... She turns on the alarm to keep things safe late at night... so that's that... I got to go to

D--- I know to go see stupid Jay Leno... don't you see the looser you are everyday ... god you are just like your mother... click

G--- (crying... I know that people have worst problems than me.. but I am so thankful... no matter what I say about NBC and The Tonight Show that they haven't kicked me out and that... I have such a good time... So glad I am still here... one more day... yeah)

Okay (sniff sniff) You guys better be funny! Oh Monday time for Headlines... Yes!

I don't know how Jay does it... never late... never missed a day... always friendly...

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Okay... I ended up... having a great day... Thanks to BarI, Wolfman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... staff and crew!

Must see show... Russell Brand is flawless... I would love to marry him and have his Bi-Racial, Bi-sexual children... love love love him... I love Russell Brand!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry I said Amiee Crow)

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