New Videos

G.G. King!

Okay Anonymous told me yawl that Dara Torres ( you can lite a match off of any part of her body she is tone wow ) and Juliana Hatfield is the same age... 41 ish... it pays to eat well and take care of yourself... I have been hiking every morning at 5 AM with white people cuz that's what they do... (work out before the sun !!!!)





-------------------
GloZell's Ghetto Gossip... the Political Edition....(I put this video up before it possessed so it might not be ready when you look but it will be soon... I have to go to see my Boo... thanks


---------------
No Max today.... but
In line today was Ben Ramano... who... use to be in Porn movies... my guess was the 70's... he is in hopes of Jay Leno using his connections to get him a job in the adult film industry... thanks in advance from Ben

Tonight Show Biz....


Good show... Jay talked about how his Manhood would be long enough to get caught up in the chains of a bike...( YEA BABY YEA!) one day I will blog about Jay's penis... ( I will love the meeting I get for that one... hee hee hee)

Guest:
Norm MacDonald... he is .... funny... I can see why Saturday Night Live hired him... but I can see why they fired him also... he isn't quite dry humor... he is... moist... yes... moist humor... he is tall, good looking ( GloZell we all know you like any cracker guy in a suit) well he is handsome...

Nastia Liukin... Gold Medal gymnast... Nastia...isn't that Spanish for nasty... she is amazing and I loved her shoes... Norm had a great one liner during her segment...

During the break... it was cute Jay took one of the medals and said " Made it China"... okay you had to be there... it was cute.

B.B. King... great! wonderful... he can walk... I didn't like his microphone off to the side but I think B.B. King didn't want anything in front of his guitar...
I was hopping he would sing his hit " One Touch changes everything" ... oh wait... that's a diabetes commercial jingle... he did a great job singing it...

B.B. King still has a great voice... his lyrics was like " Keep my grave clean, dig my grave with a silver spade"... sounds like John McCain has a new theme song!

Mo Rocco was fun at in Denver... he has more segments so looking forward to seeing them...

Mr. Clean ( head of the Pages... is that good that I didn't say his name? ) I feel sorry for you... the front row has been a little fugly... not much to choose from huh? oh well you are doing your best... two fat people on the front row... what is this world coming to... maybe their will be more skinny blond big Boobie types at ABC

after the show I got a chance to hear Ben Ramano's inspirational and diverse songs...





Do you miss the song Natalie Natalie? Why won't someone sign this guy!... When I have a show... I would let him on and sing his little heart out...
-------------------------------------------
Happy Birthday Don LaFontaine... get well soon