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I need a sign Lord that Jay Leno is going to be happy at ABC!

As Paria and I was walking around town Saturday... ( She is looking good by the way.. Hey Par better be glad I'm not Lesbian... but if things keep going the way they are in my sexless life... watch out)...

I run right into the Head Doctor on the mega hit show Greys Anatomy... on ABC!
He is so nice and had this confidence like Billy D. Williams and a nice firm grip ... so Jay you are going to be more than fine...
(he is on the far right)It's going to be funny how many Emmy's you win at ABC Jay... start laughing now

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Glo needs prayer!

So I'm in line and I tell the people line ... look Max is coming he is going to say that magazine is his place holder... it's not worth the fuss ... you can do what you want but I'm just telling you...

Max (Natalie Natalie) comes to the line... the guy won't let Max sit in front of him because Max had been gone for two hours....

Max --- (walking up to the line making sure not to step on certain cracks) Hey... I see my magazine in here...

Guy -- You have been gone for two hours and you have to get to the end of the line

(oh no..)

Max --- GloZell GloZell did you tell him...

GloZell --- I just told them Max but if he says no then that's that okay... the line is short so you will get your same seat anyways...

MAX ----- (to the guy) "Well you know the stock market has crashed!" (Max goes and sits down and the end of the line grumbling about his spot and the stock market)

I met this loving couple ... holding hands... kissing... (rubbing in the fact that I am celibate)

GloZell --- Are you newly weds?

Couple --- no married 30 years

GloZell--- oh... no kids right?

Couple --- three and 21 foster kids

GloZell--- WHAT?

I had a great time talking to them... Jeff and Carolyn... Jeff is studying to be a minister in Redding California...

Jeff told me about his college and I asked him to pray for me.... the typical... wonderful white husband, house, kids, and to work for Jay Leno... same thing I wish everyday...

Jeff prayed that Gods will be done in my life... ok... I'll take that...

I told Jeff about how God clearly wants me to celibate... I can't get laid sideways... he laughed... they were cool... and Carolyn got a picture with Jay for her Birthday... so glad

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John Melendez do not throw gifts towards Max... he has been very aggressive lately... he frightened guest Friday ( ask Jack... hot camera man #1) and a complete tug-of-war with this poor couple... it ruined their time... and scared the wife...

I had to beat his hand to let go... he swan dived to get a t-shirt... (ask Kurt hot camera wrangler who has a cute little baby) it was bad today... really was

Camera guys if you don't give Max the cue cards for a week... that would keep him in line ... I think

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Monologue was great.. even tho four of us were ticked... I still found most of the jokes shocking or just plain funny... good job writers!

Charleze Theron ( okay I jacked her name up) is gorgeous... funny... cool... good interview and she sang with Jay... ( what you didn't hear was when Jay kept messing with her she called Jay a bastard...ha ha ha)

Little Britain... it was two guys from Britain ... a big tall one... and a small round never seen the light of day ghostly white one... they are a big hit in England so they are making a go of the show in the USA...

My Morning Jacket... FIRE! I love them... the were different... music was great... they can really play the guitar well... I love the bears and the octopus... the guy with the cap... they kept my interest... I loved the music... great energy... never heard of them before but everyone buy their album...

I would do a video about today ... but I am playing the piano for a play... and we rehearse tonight... it was a cute show... so watch it