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Hey everyone... Glo is still alive!

Can't believe there is life after the Tonight Show with Jay Leno!...

I am house sitting in a magnificent house... pool... big TV... I had to let the gardener and pool people in today...

One thing I know... is that Mexican gardeners... will get their work done... no matter what... if someone shoot themselves dead in front of a bush... they will step over you and get the work done...

so I have been getting hundreds of texts, phone calls, emails... thank you... most are so angry at NBC... I love NBC... I wouldn't have met any of my "people if it wasn't for Jay Leno's show... I'm not throwing two years away... I love Jay and the show and everyone who works for the show and definitely the audience...

one call I got was from this guy that was kind of sweet ... I met him at the Tonight Show about a month ago now... so... he came over after my play rehearsal... ( I'm in the play It's a Wonderful Life)

So I'm thinking... yes... this is great...

he talked about the Tonight Show with Jay ( my favorite subject)... then we watch 300 the movie... ( what... that is not romantic.... but what ever there is a man... where there is man there is penis... so I closed my eyes and listened to the grosses movie ever)

movie over... (yes... kiss me you fool!)... he started talking " How can they just let you go... Does Jay know about this... questions I have been answering all day from Britain to Canada people have been so kind...

Okay... this guy isn't getting the idea here.... so I asked him if he is dating some one...
I mean it's like 2 AM surly he isn't here to only talk about JAY!

and I was right... he also talked about God and that he knows that the Bible says that people should wait to have sex ... people should be married... (say it ain't so)

Should I be surprised?... this is my life... my Va Jay Jay is a penis repellent... it has to be...
aw man and he is a size 12 shoe... oh well

but does that mean that... he thinks that I could be that person one day... wow... wouldn't that be something... I will let Jay marry us on his Emmy Award winning Jay Leno Show on ABC...( you would think I would stop thinking so big)

I have had not 1, not 2 this is the 4th guy who likes me ( I think he likes me) and no sex... two long term relationships and one long distance...

how does that happen to one person WHY LAWD!... so... I will have to find more things to put between my boobs...

Got nothing else going there... and I think that's the best for me... I get the message Lord

Let me recap my last week... neighbor shot himself but was kind enough to not block my car with his body... he did that so I could get to the Tonight Show... I saw Dolly Parton... Got kicked out of the Tonight Show... I don't eat meat and cant get laid... okay... got it

Paria is over and we are going swimming... the towels have a warmer so how cool is that?...
the house that I am at... I met them at the Tonight Show... Jay has the best audience ever...
I didn't say goodbye to anyone at the show... I would have loved to just shake Gidget's hand... and the other producers... the band... I love the camera men... Jeff the master of the Wardrobe... Phil the DJ... everyone...

Thanks Tonight Show
Hey Par I'm finishing up my blog and I will come join you....

While I was chillaxing by the pool I got a call from Bob ( The Scientologist/Energy Plan for Obama Guy)


Bob --- Steve isn't doing well they took him to the emergency ... infection in his knee


GloZell-- What again... four surgeries on the same knee...


Bob--- Can you call... I am going to keep calling but... I...


GloZell --- Yes I will call Steve and we can go out to the hospital again... don't worry...


Bob --- I'm sorry I can't go to the show this week... but maybe next week if you can get me a ticket...


GloZell -- Just call me when you are ready we will talk...


( He's already upset... what the point in telling him now I can't go to the show or stand on the sidewalk... the sidewalk... come on NBC)


Bob and Steve I met at the show and they come to the show every week... but Steve hurt his knee and I went to visit him at the VA hospital...

Bob Steve and I go to the resturant across the street after the show... the last time Max saw Bob and myself and sat down with his friend...

Hey Paria... don't take... man... I didn't get a chance to suck in my fat and I'm ashy!