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In line today I met... Ryan who is traveling the country and hopes to be on the Tonight Show one day for his life story... cool.... he asked me if he stank... I smelled his crotch and arm pits... he was cool so I gave him a ticket and he enjoyed the show... probably come back tomorrow....

The Monologue was great... it's really been good lately.... ( Mouse ( writer)I love your big boy clothes... you look good!)

Jaywalking was cool.... before they played Jaywalking Jay had an awkward cleavage moment with Beverly... guest of someone who works for the show... and her high school daughter...

Guest...

Shia LaBeouf... so handsome... nicely dressed... hand all messed up from a car accident... ripped his fingernail off... and Shia gave Jay his finger nail... to show Jay some man love... ( yeah creepy man love)

Some girl on the front row asked Shia for his fingernail... and he threw it to her... YUK but I bet it will sell on ebay....

Beau Biden... wow he was great... told a great story about his father Joe Biden... I like this family....

Nelly was cool but the surprise was that Akon and Ashanti was singing with him... they did a great job... Ashanti looked amazing... ( Jay flirted with her mother... AZ always... cute)
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It has come up ... for some reason more this year than last... Do I think Jay Leno is gay?... well it doesn't' matter to me ( I'm just lettin gyou know Jay) but here are some of the facts....


For the Bible tells me so .org