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What Happens in Vegas... I better find out

That night with the Virgin....

it was Halloween and I was passing out candy at Fightn' Mad Mary's house.... Virgin called wanted to come over .... (Fightn' Mad Mary and Par Par)
He came over... wanted to go to a club where his roommates work (he has three... yeah I know)

we had a great time in West Hollywood looking at all costumes...

holding hands... (one on the right said " Oh you are so pretty"... they were Destiny's Child..)it was great... (one next to Aunt Jemima... said I was pretty... great people)
(This group told me I have such a natural look... so beautiful... I was feeling GREAT!)
(This guy said I was beautiful... People told me that a lot that night in West Hollywood... then he asked
" Where you born female?... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those guys thought I looked good... for a man!!!!)We picked up his roommates (one has a car but tags not up dated then he broke his rear mirror so he pays "Virgin" to drive him until he can pay to get his car together) Random drunk guy at the club who wanted to take a picture with me... okay
We go to Norms... leave about 5.30 AM when we leave....

we go to there place... it's about 6.30 AM....

I am about to fall out... it's Saturday Morning and I haven't been asleep since Thursday night....

"Virgin gives me his PJ" (Sponge Bob Square Pants... I wish I was kidding)

I pass out and hear him in the shower... (7 15 AM)

he gets in his... FUTON ( man... I have to learn to be a gold digger.... )

Virgin starts rubbing my back... ( I'm like ?... sweet I guess)

"Virgin" --- Do you want me to stop?

G--- ( I don't care I am so sleepy)... it's fine ... thanks...

Virgin starts kissing me... ( my breath had to be orangutan-ish)

so we undress... I'm like no this isn't going to happen is it? The "Virgin"?

I'm on my back and he is on top... reaches over me then puts his hand under the cover...
I'm thinking he is putting on a condom... but still thinking... did he have this planned... why else would he have a condom...

(I will save you the details but... he was VERY VERY GOOD)

Doggy style...

I'm facing his Chinchilla is running around crazy....

Chinchilla ---- (leave my dad alone... leave my dad alone) Squeak squeak....
Virgin ---- Squeak click click click... squeak squeak

VIRGIN IS TALKING TO THAT (BEEPING) CHINCHILLA...

(but never messed up his rhythm so can't complain to much but come on... don't talk to your rat during ... come on)

afterwards... I realize he doesn't have on a condom...

G--- You reached over me... I thought you were getting a condom?

V---- I was putting on gel

G- -- ( Gel? he was prepared and had gel but no condom?) Oh you use gel

IT WAS (DON'T LAUGH)...

ANTIBACTERIAL HAND SANITIZER FROM THE 99 CENT STORE!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WHAT...
HAND SANITIZER... ARE YOU JOKING?... ARE YOU SERIOUS?...

It kills Germs... not Sperms....
so how stupid but yet somewhat satisfied... but mostly Stupid do I feel... then I don't hear from him for a week and two days....

I still had the stuff from Planned Parenthood and I took the Plan B Pill ... thank goodness I had it...
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yesterday I broke down and called him....
"Virgin" was talking like he was happy to hear from me... we never brought up Halloween... I told him you are missing out on a good person... you need to keep contact and step it up...

I mean I understand you just want to be friends but you should keep in contact I go on and on ... we end the call....

Text from "Virgin"

Glowie, you are one of my very best friends and I love you and appreciate your positive attitude and fighting spirit! U Go, brownie!

(he loves me... HA!)
He calls saying that he is going to Vegas Tonight with his roommate and wants to see me before he hits the rode...

I wait for more than an hour... looking good...

Text from Virgin....(2 AM)

Yep I am on the road Ivan called early tonight for me... I seriously needed your help packing. I just had too much to do in preparation for the trip... (roommate Ivan)
Text 2 (2.17 AM)

Sweet dreams, gg. Pray for our trip. Gonna be a long trip

How stupid do I feel AGAIN....

I am glad that he's not mad at me or rocking in a corner repenting ...

maybe I should
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Dan W (A flight attendant I met at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno) is coming in town today so I am glad to not mope around feeling stupid... looking forward to seeing him...

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Okay Okay... I am hoping that he "Virgin"/PK calls from Vegas... he is in Vegas (Sin City) with his gay roommate... but... but... he said he loves me via Text... hmmmmmmmmmm... guess I have room for more stupid...

I talked to Brathoz today who worked at Choza Mama the Peruvian restaurant across the street from the Tonight Show... (Long hair... in a Japanese band) he was fired for something he said to the manager... we just laughed... great guy...