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Ukulelee... Eruption Eddie Van Halen

PK comes over... I know I know... he is talking about a Ukulele and Eddie Van Halen...

PK--- I missed you

( Blah blah... yeah right...)

PK--- May I kiss you

G--- Look... where is this going... no where... so what's th.. (kiss)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH man... I am a sucker...

PK--- I am not opposed to condoms...

G--- Why are you saying this now?...

PK--- I'm sorry...

((kiss kiss kiss... man... wow... not fair)

PK--- We can do what ever you want or not want

G--- um... I have two condoms I got on Halloween

PK--- Okay why don't you just do what you know I like that way I will be super hard for you and I will put on the condom

G-- NO... No... uh un... no

PK--- I promise I will put on the condom

G--- nope no you are going to go to sleep

PK--- It's better than just leaving

G-- Is it? (HA!)

PK--- Come on

G--- Condom

PK--- Why are you being so difficult... (WHAT)... you were never like this before

G--- Do you think people have this problem... I mean... this is complicated why I don't know... just put on a condom and when I'M done and if I'M awake then you get yours...

PK--- I just don't see why we can't work together...

G--- (shut it up Rodney King) never mind Robb...

PK--- Okay... Okay...

G--- Put it on

PK--- You put it on

G--- You put it on...

PK--- You put it on... it's sexier if the girl puts it on...

I grab the stupid condom.. .( AHHHHHHHHHHH) and... no... no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.

THE FRICKEN CONDOM DOESN'T FIT... HE IS A FREAK!... WHY LAWD WHY...

IT JUST SAT THEIR ON HIS HEAD LIKE A BARRETT... I could hear his penis laughing at me...

G--- You win.... Just come over let me get this over with...

PK--- AHHHHHH

(you are welcome Ron Jeremy

I can't believe this... can't believe this... I will stock some Magnum size King Kong Kondoms! AHHHHHHHHH

PK--- Let's go I have to pick up a check and then lets go get something to eat...

PK is talking about Eddie Van Halen and how he( PK) played some Riff on the Ukulele... all happy

I am just ticked... can't believe this...

What kind of question is this?


Not going to that Restaurant

A Man and his Ukulelee