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US Airways STINKS... and it was because of me....

Okay... I figured out how to download pictures... don't know how to move them so they are out of order... so...














THANK YOU FIGHTIN' MAD MARY FOR KEEPING EVERYONE POSTED AND SUCH A FLATTERING PICTURE... HA HA HA THANKS FOR BOOKING THE MOST INTERESTING FLIGHT EVER.... I ENDED UP DOING A LOT OF THINKING AND IT WAS KIND OF FUN... BETTER THAN BEING HOME SO EARLY... THANKS YOU ARE THE BEST... PLEASE TELL SEXY TOM I'M SO SORRY I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PARTY


6 AM I am up didn't go to sleep this was...Wensday... I had to go from Burbank to Phoenix from Pheonix to Vegas... From Vegas to Orlando Florida... aka ... home of the enteral headache...

in the Burbank airport... I had french fries and they made me gurggle... I didn't quit make it it time to the bathroom... (gross GloZell TMI... TMI) oh well I'm going home no big deal... I just feel gross...

I'm sleeping in the plane... the Indian guy next to me wispers to the guy in front of him "She Farted"... OMG I must really stink... fine he smelled like curry... so we had a aroma of Shart-n-curry!

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Next plane... we load then don't move... I am next to an Indian family (didn't smell at all but what can I say at this point) and some Germans

I get stuck in Phoenix becuase IT SNOWED IN VEGAS... SNOW IN ... VEGAS! We were in the plane for an hour... with German kids running sounded like " Trousser... housser... oont volkswagan... blah blah blah"... mom yelling ' NINE NINE oon NINE"... Las Vegas Snitz... Las Vegas Snitz... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Look people I stink.. it's going to be a long day... shut those little germans up! (poor kids it was a long time in a plane that we had to just get off)

The air line was telling me the next flight to Orlando was going to be Friday... FRIDAY... I they didn't give us anything because Snow is an act of God and I sleept in the Phoenix Airport... trying to stay up beat and making friends as I stayed...

PK told me his sister lives in Phonix and that I could stay with her for two days... (Wow... that was so sweet of her) the only issue was that I had to get to her house and I only had 30 dollars... didn't want to take that chance on not having enough for a cab... AHHHHHHHHHH

Sister called told me she was going to put the mouse traps under my mothers feet becuase they are having this battle of the mouse traps... I thought hmmm the airport is a more peacful place than my house...

I caught a plane the next day on Stand by... went to a rehersal my sister was having ... she has to sing Saturday Night... I still smeell like poo on a stick... I havent taken off my clothes... shoes in over 24 hours... yuk... did I mention I thought it was a good idea not to have any bags...


I have pictures going to find out how two down load them...

my sister said I wasnt' as obease as I was last year... thanks?...

I have been talking to FMM... thanks God... she knows how to handel anything...

um... so let me get a started on downloading pictures and look at any comments...