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IT WAS SOOOOO COLD!... INAUGURATION..09

OMG... I am alive... whoo hoo...

The Inagurations was great... Millions of people... eveyone thought that it was at least 2 million... way more than the News was saying...

TO The White People..

It was a lovely time... we all got along... eveything was together and well organize... thanks you white people...

GloZell
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Black People... chile' let me tell you... ain't never seen black people loose it so many time... (wait... I think someone white is reading this... ( wait.... oh I know).... Hey they make a new ski... ( good they are gone)...)

Stupid things that happen... okay at the Gala ... we all down stairs and they give us pink wrist bands.. for bus 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,.... and told us what bus to get on...

Then we were handed the schedule (sorry about spelling) for the rest of the trip right before we got on the bus... so we had to hold on to a folder at the Gala ( dumb)

PROBLEM... we all had the same band... people got on what ever bus was going... they ran out of buses and some had to take a cab.... ( did you not have a count of how many people were going?)

Get to the Gala... singing all da way...

We were told to turn in our beautiful invitations that we just got in our folders and that we would get them back after the Gala.. just write your names on it...

(Sounds stupid to me... we all have pink bands on... why take our invitation)... then some guy marked our wrist under the pink band...??????

Gala was great... wse did the Obama Slide all night... and I Met George Wallace the comedian... people I havent' seen in years... and My Ex-Mother In Law...

We were told the buses will be back at Midnight... I grabbed mom.. " Let's Go"... we went down early...

grabed invitions with someone elses name on it... amazingly she handed me my own...

went down to the buses and Four busses had already come... WHAT?... most of the people are still in the Gala...

I pushed my way onto the bus... saved a seat for mom and we bounced... turned out they ran out of buses and some people had to get a cab from Washington back to Baltimore... it ended up in 1600 dollars worth of cab fair and they didn't make it back till 4 AM...

(hold up... I smell... white people... ) oh yes we had a fantastic time.... (okay... the coast is clear)

the schedule DIDN" T HAVE TIMES ON IT... WHAT?

On the bus going back from the Gala... a man was passing out our Metro passes... You had to have a special Obama Metro Pass to get on the metro on inauguation day.... however...

not eveyone went to the Gala so they didn't get a metro pass... and they RAN OUT... ( What tha?)

This poor grandmother went to the Gala but her daughter and grandson didn't go becuase you had to be a certain age to go to the Gala... couldn't get a metro pass for her daughter and grandson...

ended up staying in the hotel watching the inaguation... the only thing was the little boy was video-ing the bus ride and everything for his school.. and didn't get to go... (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

They announced that the busses will be pulling off for the metro at 7 AM... I said 7 AM... that's too late? So I was cool with whatever becuase I knew that due to my Tonight Show training.. that ... 7AM was going to be too late...

" White people will be camping out by 4 AM trust and belive)

so much pushing on the metro a lady got hit by the train... (man I hope no white folk reading how we really was acting)

No signs... people were lost... no cop... security knew anythying... " I don't know " freezing... for me it was still fun... I enjoy crowds and fans...

I took a few pictures... didn't want to take my hands out of my gloves and pockets... sooo cold...

it was cold... I heard it was cold becuase the white people said " It will be a cold day in Hell before a black man becomes President"... Lawd it was cold...